- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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