- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Massie is a fatass

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

The EPA.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

once you go black your credit goes wack

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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