A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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