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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Christianity.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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