What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

your mom.

Ehh

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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