- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Female rights.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

All of these jokes are about white people

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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