- Anti Joke

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Your Mother

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name