- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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