- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Dance is a sport

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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