- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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