the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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