- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

"Knock knock." "No."

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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