Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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