Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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