- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Death by kayak

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Who's the fastest kid in AA

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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