- Anti Joke

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.