- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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