- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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