- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Blacks

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

speak now or forever hold your pee

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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