- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

If life gives you lemonade.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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