a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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