- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Obama = ebola

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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