Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Ian's mind Elevator music

1+1=2

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

poopy is poopy

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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