A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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