- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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