knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A black man has a job.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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