- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Not home.

The queen having a shit

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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