"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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