- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

You having friends.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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