What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Asian women drivers...

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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