- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Irish sobriety

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.