Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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