- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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