What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

im gay

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Praise Paisley

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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