- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's red and a cow? Red cow

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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