Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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