- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

David Cameron

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.