Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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your so fat. your fat!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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