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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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