- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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