Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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