- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Women's Rights.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

VITAMIN C!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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