Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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