- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Title IX

What's two plus two? Window

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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