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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Once upon a time a was born

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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