What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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