What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

I like turtoes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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