So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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