Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

The economy.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

I'm funny.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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