Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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