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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

Your eye color is very unique.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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