- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

The joke below me is retarded

I can see you under there. Under what?

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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