A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo Mamma

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Diana and victoria

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Women's Rights

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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