What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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