- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Asian NASCAR.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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