What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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