what happens when you wake up inception

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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black

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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