Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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