Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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i have cancer

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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