What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Womens rights

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Rebecca Black's new album.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

clamidia

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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