Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A black guy gets arrested...

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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