What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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pedophile

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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