Knock Knock! Come in.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats black. an african american person

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2+2= 478

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The economy.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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